Saturday, June 19, 2010

My Period Is Real Bloody

taxi ride of horror


For some trips to the hospital to take it more useful by taxi. Some of these trips I also had the feeling that they take me to the hospital faster than desired. may

In my neighborhood there are apparently only one taxi company to settle with the insurance company. Or the cashier told me that only called, because the access is cheaper then. I'll be there time after hook, and remove the taxi company.

Except for the chief himself and another driver, all others are long retired.
the bird launches a 70-year old to me recently even announced proudly that it has received renewed its special permit for a further 5 years. The examiner could probably only after the ride no longer resist.

for taxi drivers appear that certain basic rules exist.
such as:
  1. Why settle for a lane, when the whole street is available?
  2. The closer I approached the vehicle in front skid, the more I consume less diesel in its slipstream.
  3. The horn is used to communicate with the outside world since.
  4. The flashing also. Precondition, however, rule 2 is not taken too well as you should already see the lights in the rear-mirror.
My 70-year old taxi driver has been hammered into the rules for 30 years.
knows the 30 years I because she confessed to me with the last trip that they are for all the money which she spent in time for parking tickets, could afford a cruise.
On this trip, they flashed the way, too.
you could have been elsewhere or even photographed. But we came forward with a previously flasher. This warning method, they took over the next few kilometers, but extended it with wild gesticulations further. Although I do not know if everyone has understood the hand signal. As her head was directly behind the waving hand, it looked to me for more than they would confirm that the oncoming one roof damage.

And then the talks.
45 minutes taxi ride can call without any are already empty. But I need to know which diseases had all the neighbors, even though he is a fine man so, who never open the shutters and the streets all around regularly, but has a new car every two years, which is always the same color have as his wife finds so beautiful since she Mallorca so one has seen where they even long gone and was necessarily want to go because the food there that great taste and the seafood is much cheaper anyway than here in Germany. ...?

I would it even better if they a little more focus on driving would. can
I think it's horrible when you like a pigeon is sitting in the car and constantly nods her head, just because they do not keep still on her foot pedal. Now I know where my herniated disc is in the cervical spine ago.

any case I fall asleep while driving is not. The well-measured scares me to keep awake.
Finally, I have a few sketches of it. I hope the pictures are self explanatory ;-)